locker room woes

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toewslake:

May 23rd, 2013: Brent Seabrook comforts Jonathan Toews after his third penalty in game four against Detroit.

Thanks for doing that, Seabs. Seriously.

Filed under jonathan toews brent seabrook since last night i've been going around with this horrible choked feeling couldn't go to sleep until 5 am because of feeling miserable i don't know i've followed sports teams before but it's never been like this usually this is the point where i disengage if that makes me a fair weather fan so be it because i feel physically sick but i can't disengage because it's not just about the team it's about tazer i think what i need now is like fifty brilliant h/c fics until the hawks put us out of our misery by getting out of this round in any fashion i'm not surprised that my tazer/hossa backhug GIF is going around again i think a hug would be very welcome atm

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Clearly even skimming hockey forums tonight was a bad, bad idea.

Filed under i hate people i like how those who complain that tazer never gets flak for not playing well are now pissed that he's not playing well just admit it you'd be happy for him to suck as long as the team won and the only reason you're mad now is because the team's losing but hey at least people are definitely complaining about him now so silver lining right? whatever i hate people and i hate the world and someone needs to post some really awesome long fic like RIGHT NOW so i can go drown myself in it

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sheercompulsion:

May 18, 2013: A furious Jonathan Toews, after no penalty is called on Zetterberg’s cross-checking

So I was at work for the entire duration of the game, but I had friends keeping me updated through chat and texts, and yeah, that was a super depressing experience.

Tazer actually looks really cute in that first GIF. :( Just going to cling to that and go to bed pretending that today never happened.

Filed under jonathan toews marian hossa patrick kane is kaner saying oh my god in the 2nd GIF? tazer's sentiments are pretty clear sigh SIGH good thing we don't raid tonight because the first person to make a joke about this loss is getting muted and no heals my sense of humor is nil when it comes to the hawks sorry frown

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futuresaad: 5th grade yearbook (x) I - I can’t. First of all, Saader’s trend of unfortunate nicknames clearly got off to an early start. Second of all, even at that age odes were being sung to his strong, well-knitted body; GOOD TO KNOW. Third of all, not just a dumb jock!!! Fourth of all, that is some truly awful handwriting. Fifth of all, I don’t know if it’s possible to love him more.

futuresaad:

5th grade yearbook (x)

I - I can’t. First of all, Saader’s trend of unfortunate nicknames clearly got off to an early start. Second of all, even at that age odes were being sung to his strong, well-knitted body; GOOD TO KNOW. Third of all, not just a dumb jock!!! Fourth of all, that is some truly awful handwriting.

Fifth of all, I don’t know if it’s possible to love him more.

Filed under brandon saad bb PLAID oh god my heart i want to toss bb tazer kaner shawzy and saader into a playground together and see how things work out man saader why are you so perfect

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The same can be said of Toews, who is one of Red Wings coach Mike Babcock’s favorite young stars in the NHL. After coaching Toews in the 2010 Winter Olympics and facing him quite a bit in the regular season the past five years, Babcock has a good handle on what makes the Blackhawks captain such a gem.

“What he does on film is one thing,” Babcock said. “That’s not what makes him what he is. What he does, how tough he is mentally, how [he is every day], what a great person he is … that’s what makes him the conscience of this team and the captain that he is … I like him a lot.
Toews, Datsyuk Great Admirers of Each Other

Filed under jonathan toews mike babcock pavel datsyuk i like to picture babcock watching tazer leave post-olympics wearing a brave little toaster face while wrestling internally with the impulse to run after him yelling COME HOME WITH ME I HAVE CANDY AND A REALLY BIG RINK man-crush people have them okay NOW done with tumblr for the week unless something really awesome turns up i guess but i need to finish this story before playoff results joss it completely writing = painful

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fuckyeahcaptainserious:

darthtulip:

NHL 36: Chicago Blackhawks

Is this episode being streamed or shared somewhere? Haven’t seen it or found it yet and I keep getting asks about it as well.

I got it from something of a closed forum that doesn’t allow public sharing. :(

(Also ughh @ screwing up the last GIF. Hate seeing the borked version reblogged!)